Yeah, I’ve snorted crystal meth before, it feels like the back of your head is being blown off.

Brian (customer support)

I just killed a bat with a pellet gun, I feel too manly for my own good. 

             Edit: it was in my house flying around in my basement, I am not an animal murderer. 

Shakespeare - original watercolour painting

Today is the ides of bung! happy bungholes everyone. 

Today is the ides of bung! happy bungholes everyone. 

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themysteryofstillness:

Keaton Henson - Small Hands

2 months ago - 74
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One of my favourites by Rhcp.

(Source: stonerworld)

2 months ago - 11

cosmo tip #201

expertcosmotips:

Poop into his butthole, and then he’ll poop it back into your butthole. And then just keep doing it back and forth with the same poop

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My little sister made this, I wish I did. 

My little sister made this, I wish I did. 

Anonymous asked: be yourself.

I try.